This post is for the ladies...
but fellas, listen up too.
Have you heard about this?!
I saw this on the Today show this week and couldn't believe what I was hearing! Watching this, following my summer full of research, I realized this study brings "research based" to a whole new level.
Single ladies, never fear, now you have researchers devoting their time to make your club hopping more efficient, ha! I have to say, as a frequent visitor of any dance floor in sight, I will definitely keep an eye for the guy with said moves... and then maybe I'll peruse the bar to find a single lady and point her in the right direction, if you know what I mean, wink, wink, oh how I love to play match-maker! Or maybe, I will have Mike perfect the moves and then he could be my subject... oh man, this could get dangerous.
So fellas, if you're single and ready to land the women of your dreams, it may be as simple as "wider movements of the head, neck and torso coupled with faster bending and twisting of your right knee" who knew! Just for good measure... its probably best to practice in a mirror at least 30 minutes before said activity most likely with male companions around to boost your ego. Increasing your supply of beer, hard liquor, or perhaps Smirnoff Ice's may elevate your well-practices moves to a whole new level (although you may mix up and accidentally use your left knee instead of your right... and who the h* knows what that'll attract). Best of luck!!
Have you heard about this?!
I saw this on the Today show this week and couldn't believe what I was hearing! Watching this, following my summer full of research, I realized this study brings "research based" to a whole new level.
Single ladies, never fear, now you have researchers devoting their time to make your club hopping more efficient, ha! I have to say, as a frequent visitor of any dance floor in sight, I will definitely keep an eye for the guy with said moves... and then maybe I'll peruse the bar to find a single lady and point her in the right direction, if you know what I mean, wink, wink, oh how I love to play match-maker! Or maybe, I will have Mike perfect the moves and then he could be my subject... oh man, this could get dangerous.
So fellas, if you're single and ready to land the women of your dreams, it may be as simple as "wider movements of the head, neck and torso coupled with faster bending and twisting of your right knee" who knew! Just for good measure... its probably best to practice in a mirror at least 30 minutes before said activity most likely with male companions around to boost your ego. Increasing your supply of beer, hard liquor, or perhaps Smirnoff Ice's may elevate your well-practices moves to a whole new level (although you may mix up and accidentally use your left knee instead of your right... and who the h* knows what that'll attract). Best of luck!!
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